Doctor Who: Midnight
A review in verse. Please don’t take this seriously. Spoilers abound for Season 4, episode 10, “Midnight”.
And now, a
Friday Monday night special PSA:
The Dangers Of Bad Chit-Chat
There was once a strange bloke who boarded a bus
On a deadly planet with a deadly surface.
Everything went swimmingly, everything went well
Until his story it came time to tell.
He stuttered, he stammered, he sighed with great sorrow.
“Weeeeeaaaaaall… If I explained, we’d still be here tomorrow!”
He shrugged it off with a wink and a nod
And on the adventure continued to plod.
Until the fateful moment when Skye missed a beat…
And our Doctor, as well, began to repeat!
The humans aboard were filled with fear
As no viable choice seemed to appear.
“That bloke, that bloke who was boring as ‘ell?”
“Why that bloke, that bloke, we’ll kill him as well!”
The poor old man’s song seemed to have ended…
Until the expendable stewardess was duly expended!
So the Doctor was saved, everything was well.
And through it all, Donna was getting a facial!