Bruce/Jim (Part 2) (#15)

This one person was going to denounce (to denouuunce)

Bruce, the richest person in the House (in the Hoooussse)

He was gonna say Bruce bought some desiccated fruit

And sold it to the richies as “premium”, to boot!

But he had quite a dilemma, cause if he did that

They’d probably dispel him with his coat and his hat

All his friends would disparage him for being kicked out

All that would give him was a big, big pout

But if he didn’t (oh, if he didn’t)

Who could divine what would happen if not…

The next day, guess what Bruce bought

He bought some buttons and dispersed them

“That’s right.” said Bruce. “I’m running for president.”

Of course, this man (named Bob, by the way)

Demurred to what Bruce had to say

For a moment, Bob seemed docile

Then what he said seemed impossible

He started to speak against Bruce

Everyone thought he had a screw loose

Even his wife, so it caused the dissolution (diss-o-lution)

Of Bob and Jane’s marriage…

(chorus)

Bruce and Jim,

Jim and Bruce,

Noone can deduce…

Jim and Bruce,

Bruce and Jim

Noone can know him

No one can find Jim

No one…

but Bob

Stay tuned for Part 3…or not

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About queenofokay

I'm Isabelle. I'm in 9th grade and go to school at Oak Hill School in Oregon. I love books and food. (And Doctor Who!) I fan-fic as Space Gandalf on Teaspoon (http://www.whofic.com/) I also love branding website Brand New, and magazine Mental_Floss. Music - The Talking Heads, Phoenix, Bombay Bicycle Club, .

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