Bruce/Jim: the song (Part 1) (#13)

Hear the story of a great hero, a dauntless leader

Unfortunately, he wasn’t much of a beader

He had a dearth of money,

to him it wasn’t funny

So stealing was sort of a passion

But it wasn’t much in fashion

In fact it really debased him,

Police were hunting down the one named Jim

So as you can see, he was quite defamed

So much that he needed a new nameeeee…

Then the police went to track down Jim

But they weren’t quite deft at finding him.

Because he was now Bruce, the demagogue

He was so rich, he needed a private watchdog

He argued there should be no criminals

But he should have seen the signals

By the third day, he had a demonic glint in his eye

Nobody, nobody cared why

There was just one person smart enough to deduce

There was something up with Bruce

Find out about Bruce/Jim’s debacle next time, in Bruce/Jim 2!


About queenofokay

I'm Isabelle. I'm in 9th grade and go to school at Oak Hill School in Oregon. I love books and food. (And Doctor Who!) I fan-fic as Space Gandalf on Teaspoon ( I also love branding website Brand New, and magazine Mental_Floss. Music - The Talking Heads, Phoenix, Bombay Bicycle Club, .

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